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No value
Monday, 1 August 2011

Somehow, I start to realise that all these blog posts of my pasts are simply complains or recount of my life. Reading through the posts makes me think of one question - how much value have I added in my life these past three years in Polytechnic.

And well, I think the answer is pretty clear.


Its been so long
Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Been missing from this blog for about 4 months already...
Time really flies! So much has happened in these 4 months!
Where should I even start from?
Perhaps a monthly recount would help.

March

Dajie's 19th Birthday


Yeap Xin Ying's birthday celebration over at one of the hotels in RWS. Ridiculous photo I have up there. Hahaha. Eh... The four of us up there were the surprise people. It was quite a simple celebration. Dine at some restaurant near Siloso Beach, had some booze over at some bar. Well I hope da jie did really enjoyed her celebration! :D

Meet up with the 2E6s


Yeap met up these bunch of screwed up people. LOL. Brings back so much whacky and funny memories that we had in secondary school. I remembered being the Devil of 2E6, going round terrorizing each and everyone of my classmates. meh. But I'm glad we are still keeping in touch! :D

Chen Xi Jie's 19th Birthday

Celebrated Chen Xi jie's 19th birthday at some Japanese Sweet Restaurant together with Jesst. Another simple celebration too. I guess the older we get, our birthdays is of lesser significance. Hmmm. Feels that way. Anyway! If Chen Xi wasn't almost one head taller than me, I would have woo-ed her in year one. HAHAHA. Kidding. LOL.


Meet up with the 6 Bitches
Well! I have been meeting these 6 bitches quite often, maybe once every two weeks in these months. Same old same old. All 7 of us are doing fine. Celebrated quite a few of our birthdays in these 4 months. Good to have these people with me! :D

Wendy is an NS boy
Wenhao got enlisted in February. The three of us met up again in March. Time really flies. A moment ago, we were still pals in Secondary school. One by one, each of us guys are getting enlisted. Well! I'm glad that he is doing well! So far so good so says the soldier. No ghostly encounter yet. HAHA.

WNLK turns _____ years old

See that space up there? Its for you to fill in yourself. They always say, A woman's age is a secret. TRUE ENOUGH! Hahaha. Well! Had another simple celebration for Ms Chua. I still remember her teaching us Home Economics all the way back when I was in Secondary 2. Damn that was like 5 years ago. She still looks the same as before! :D

April

Jake's 19th Birthday

Then again, my birthday was the highlight of the month. HOHOHO. Had a few celebrations this year with...

The Usuals

As usual, this family of mine never fails to NOT hold a celebration when its our birthday. We had the celebration this year at Karina's house. Had a simple BBQ and again, the Alcohol kinda screwed the celebration up. So sorry guys! Thanks to Xinyi, she bought a 70CL Vodka as a present. I drank two cupful of pure vodka and that was it. Got knocked out. LOL. The usuals gave me a red long sleeve shirt which i really liked! :D Thank you so so much guyss!

OH. Not forgetting our dear Boss in Aussie.
Kweky sent be a cool birthday card from Australia. She never fails to send presents during my birthday in the past three years. I remembered. In 2009, she sent me a Ben Sherman shirt!(I loved it x 10,000. Its still in my closet). Then in 2011, she sent me this birthday card. Thank you kwekyyyy! :D Kai Zhi loves you! :D

The Bimbos and the Pimp

Had a very simple celebration with these girls. We dined at Ajisan at Clementi mall. Then they surprised me with two cup cakes from Awfully Chocolate(It tasted heavenly). Well these girls never fails to make me feel like a real pimp! HAHAHA. [Marcus Leo said I looked like a "Guay Ong"- Chicken king(literal translation) in this picture. Most prolly that dude is jealous. HAHA]

Well! I can't wait for the Bangkok trip with these girls after the attachment! :D

The 6 Bitches



Again! This group of mine never fails to celebrate each others birthday too! Had my celebration over at HOOTERS.(Ew the girls that are disgusting) Then they made me wear that weird ass looking wig which really embarrassed me. But well! It was a surprise to me =D. Oh. They gave me this "FOSSIL LEH" wallet. I ruff the wallet. But I haven't started using it. You know, save the best for the last ;)

PwC's NP VTs

I was really surprised that this bunch of people would even bother to surprise me with a cake in the office on my birthday. Hah! I really appreciate the surprise guys! :D


Sexclub

Lastly, Sexclub celebrated my birthday as well! We went for some drinks at Chimes. I really liked the bars over there. Damn classic. Simple celebration as well. Just sat around and chill. Well, that was more than enough for me! Really appreciate it guys! :D


Internship @ PwC
How could I forget! The internship at PricewaterhouseCoopers is probably the main highlight in the past 3 months. I certainly had quite a good time so far in this auditing firm. Made quite a few friends from SP.

We had quite a few company events. But the one that I really enjoyed was the Zouk event. Holy cow. You should see how some of the SP interns groove in the club. Okay la. There was only one who did that. HAHAHA. But still! I was shocked that those "nerdos" would enter the club. HAHA.

Quite sad that their internship ended after 6 weeks. The office would be more vibrant if those 10 interns were to stay. Oh well! Life still goes on without them.




Been staying in the office lately. And I tell you... Some seniors are talking shit behind my back. AH well shall elaborate further in the next post.


So far, Life has been...
AWESOME. But. TIRING.
In my previous posts, I was whining about how afraid I was for the upcoming 5 months because I have to work 24/7. This is the 3rd month working 7 days a week. So far so good!(Like real Jake. Look at your health. You are in quite a mess yknow)

Alright lemme update you about my classes. My classes are all expanding. More and more students are joining my classes. And I'm glad. So far there has been Zero drop out rate. Meaning no students have left my class. Mid year results wasn't too bad. Couple of As and Bs from my kids. So I think I've been doing quite a decent job! :D

2 more months to freedom. Ah I can smell it.

I guess I'd end the post right here. Be right back soon! :)

Jake Koh


Despair is the damp of hell, as joy is the serenity of heaven




Finally back
Friday, 10 June 2011

HI. IM BACK =D

Finally I decided to unprivate my blog.

I private it in fear that my students would stumble upon my blog.
Can't let them know that their handsome young teacher is only 19 years old yea?

BRB. Too tired to blog today. TMR! =D


Busy like a bee
Tuesday, 1 March 2011

5.03am. I'm stuck in the office.
Well I'm not really stuck. I forced myself to stay on after work.

BECAUSE
I'm behind time. Damn it. FIT is like 70% completed? Then Cost Accounting say.. 50% completed? and tax... around maybe 30% done. And I was aiming for ADs this sem. HAH. Fat hope. I should have known right from the start that working + studying ain't gonna get you any far. OWELL.

DAMN. I thought I would have died no getting my sleep. FYI. I've been getting good sleep for at least 6-7 hours a day for the whole month. I've been awake for the past 24 hours. Guess the training that I had last year was all worth it eh =D

IM GONNA DO MY BEST FOR THIS ROUNDS EXAM. Watch me peeps. Muahahaha.

BTW. Life is gonna suck real bad after exams. There isn't any break or any good thing that I can look forward to. I end exams on the 4th of March. Then I'm gonna shop with the bitches. (Probably got no strength and mood to do so). Then 5 and 6 March I'll be stuck at the tuition centre. AND BAMB. 7th march, attachment. MEH.

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH. LOL.


moonlight
Saturday, 19 February 2011

Damn. I cant sleep. And I have to wake up for work in 3 hours.

Well lately it's just been studies and work. Trying to mug damn hard for the exams. Yet, I'VE GOT SO MUCH SHIT TO DO. Like marking and setting worksheets.

And OH. Great news. I am starting attachment on 7 march. Exams ends on the 4th, tuitions on 5 and 6 and bamb! Internship. No break AT ALL. FML. Hah shit I used the fml.

Well I aint gonna whine that life sux and all that. Cuz life has been guddd. So just shut up and live with what I have :D

Hmm.. Thinking of what I can do with my kids later on. P4s need some disciplinning to do, sec 4s need more motivation. And well s2s and 3s are just fine.

Ciaoz!

Jake
P.s One day. All you need is one day to change everything. I wished I could turn back time and relive THAT moment. That few hours of joy and happiness.


Life has been good
Sunday, 30 January 2011

HIE
January has come to an end.
1 month just flew pass like this.
Unbelievable

I know. 2011 will pass even faster than 2010. January. I thought I would die this first month. There was I last December, thinking and panicking. I thought I would not be able to balance school, work, my social life, and rest. BUT. I was wrong. This first month was quite relaxing! (Maybe its because its ONLY THE FIRST MONTH?)

School work, tuition work, friends, family, and sleep. All balanced well =D In other words, LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD. YAY YES.

I hope I can sustain this pace. My classes are good as well. I have groups of really pleasant students to teach. Im glad. Im happy. Thank the Lord for granting peace in my life. Amen.

Jake
P.S To battle is the only way to feel alive


Naturally
Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Have you ever done something that you should not have did?
Sometimes we do it unknowingly.
Then we stop. Pause. And tell ourselves. Ouh oh. I should not have done this.
But then we already did.
All we can do is to shrug and say:
"Somethings just happened naturally"

=/


Living is simple
Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Sometimes, I wonder.
Is happiness that hard to attain?

You know, I started pondering on this just moments ago. I think the society has changed a lot. Happiness seem so far fetch for the majority. I always see this on facebook/twitter : "FML" (The person who invented this word should kill himself) And yes I get pretty frustrated when I see this word all the time. "I missed my bus. FML" , "That bitch in front of me cut my queue. FML" , "My teacher scolded me. FML."

Its so hard to please anyone nowadays. Because people just LOVE to complain all the time. For myself, I think otherwise. I think that happiness is not circumstantial. It is a state that I can choose to be in. I come from a very humble family. Maybe that is why I have a different mindset from the rest.

I would usually observe people on the bus, mrt, streets. And its just this uniform expression that I see all the time. The "I am tired and I don't give a shit so don't come and irritate me" face. Where is the loveeeeeeeeeeee??? Things aren't so simple now. Its very true in today's society.

How I wish everyone would just treat happiness as a simple thing to be. =P

Jake



Yet another crazehh night
Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Wild nights.
You know these few bitches can really really party.
And I really enjoyed all those wild nights with em.

Oh yea! I bought Christmas presents for all the bitches. AND it costed me a BOMB. I think I spent about $120 on those presents. But owell. I love to put a smile on people's face :D

Huitze, the girl who sleeps after consuming alcohol.
Ah gua, the gay that I hated in Secondary School.
Jing, the China Bitch, AKA Beijing Mascot
Katty, the Bitch who can drink as well as me. If not, better.
Yunnn the yang meh meh who scared me to shit on that particular night.
Kar, the forever dumb and blur bitch.

SO! Yesterday night, we went to celebrate katty's birthday. Went to ate and bla bla bla. Those are the boring parts. So lets just skip to the main part. SO the main part of the night was.... KBOX! :D Lemme tell you why KBOX is so much better than a pub or a club. Its cheaper, we get free liquor (I have em), we can scream, jump, shout. And no one knows except us ;)

I tell you. This night was really really wild and crazy. Jieyun helped me bought a one litre of Black Label. And I expected us to like drink only half or quarter of it. KATTY AND I ENDED UP DRINKING THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE. I tell you. Kat's a really good drinker (Y). Even better than me. So yeap. We got all high and crazy. Pictures do the talking:

People with high self esteem.
Katty's present :D Sephora vouchers!
And we're in the "club" babe
Jing's coming already.
Act cute only Kar. =P
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT!
IF YOU AIN'T COME TO PARTY, GET THE F*** OUT THE CLUB.
Put your hands in the air!! Jing and I were the "highest peeps"
OH YEAAA.
I dont remember me taking this photo. Perhaps I was already drunk =S
Proof that we finished the whole 1 Litre of JW.
You're awesome kat. really (Y)
Kar and yun were the only ones that were sober.
Bitches. =D


SO! 4 of Jan was the day that I made my first SCENE in public. I puked on the bus damn it. It was so so embarassing!! Kar and Yun were on the bus with me. And jieyun was sitting beside me. She said: "the smell of your puke is still stucked in my head" gahhh sorry bitch! :X

Then Karina brought me down the bus. And according to her, I went for a lil running. And she had to chase after me cause she was afraid that I get knocked down by a car or what. Hahahaha have to thank her for sending me home. It was real terrible when I got home. I puked non stop for like 30 mins. gahhhhhh.

I'm still feeling abit nauseous now. Maybe I should sleep. :D SO! this marks the end of yet another crazehhh night. :D Byebye!

Jake
P.S Don't you wish that we could just party all night long :P ?


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